﻿{"id":3715,"date":"2014-09-05T13:49:14","date_gmt":"2014-09-05T13:49:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/shvonline.kobeko.hu\/?p=3715"},"modified":"2014-09-05T13:49:14","modified_gmt":"2014-09-05T13:49:14","slug":"banyaszhumor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shvonline.kobeko.hu\/?p=3715","title":{"rendered":"B\u00e1ny\u00e1szhumor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Az al\u00e1bbi t\u00f6rt\u00e9neteket r\u00e9gi b\u00e1n\u00e1szokt\u00f3l hallottam:<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Az 50-es \u00e9vekben a P\u00e9csi B\u00e1ny\u00e1sz riportere lesz\u00e1ll a b\u00e1ny\u00e1ba. A karbidl\u00e1mpa f\u00e9ny\u00e9ben meg\u00edr egy cikket. Odaadja az akn\u00e1sznak, hogy vigye fel az \u00fczemvezet\u0151s\u00e9gnek.<\/p>\n<p>_Minek?-k\u00e9rdezi az akn\u00e1sz-h\u00e1t te is \u00e1tadhatn\u00e1d ott fenn?<\/p>\n<p>-Nem,-j\u00f6tt a v\u00e1lasz-ennek innen kell mennie,mert csak az alulr\u00f3l j\u00f6v\u0151 kezdem\u00e9nyez\u00e9snek van \u00e9p\u00edt\u0151 hat\u00e1sa!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>K\u00f6zismerten k\u00e9toldali munkaundorban szenved\u0151 f\u00e9rfi elmegy az orvoshoz, milli\u00f3 panasszal, hogy \u00edrn\u00e1 ki egy-k\u00e9t h\u00e9t t\u00e1pp\u00e9nzre. A doki j\u00f3hiszem\u0171, \u00e9s megteszi. Ember\u00fcnk siker\u00e9nek \u00f6r\u00f6m\u00e9re bemegy a kocsm\u00e1ba, hogy legur\u00edtson p\u00e1r kors\u00f3 s\u00f6rt. Pechj\u00e9re ny\u00edlik az ajt\u00f3, s bel\u00e9p az orvos. Megl\u00e1tja p\u00e1ciens\u00e9t de nem sz\u00f3l, megveszi a cigarett\u00e1j\u00e1t \u00e9s elmegy. M\u00e1snap a l\u00f3g\u00f3s f\u00e1jdalmas arccal les\u00e1ntik\u00e1l a rendel\u0151be, hogy tov\u00e1bbra is nagyon f\u00e1j a l\u00e1ba. Az orvos ezt m\u00e1r nem veszi be, hanem r\u00e1d\u00f6r\u00f6g:T\u00f6bbet kell j\u00e1rnia, ez\u00e9rt holnap m\u00e1r mehet-sichtre! K\u00e1r volt azok\u00e9rt a diadalmas s\u00f6r\u00f6k\u00e9rt!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Az 50-es \u00e9vekben n\u0151ket is vettek fel f\u00f6ldalatti munk\u00e1ra. Bizotts\u00e1g b\u00edr\u00e1lta fel\u00fcl a r\u00e1termetts\u00e9g\u00fcket, er\u0151nl\u00e9t\u00fcket. Egyszer csak megjelenik egy vil\u00e1gcs\u00fafja n\u0151. A bizotts\u00e1g tagjainak elakad a l\u00e9legzete, m\u00edg egyik\u00fck kiny\u00f6gi: Vegy\u00fck fel, mert ha ez lesz\u00e1ll a b\u00e1ny\u00e1ba, mag\u00e1t\u00f3l felj\u00f6n a sz\u00e9n!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Fiatal parasztleg\u00e9ny jelentkezik a felv\u00e9telre. El\u0151\u00edr\u00e1s szerint be\u00f6lt\u00f6ztetik a leviszik bemutat\u00e1sra. Amikor felj\u00f6nnek, megk\u00e9rdezik t\u0151le: na, j\u00f6ssz-e ide dolgozni? Felh\u00e1borodva j\u00f6n a v\u00e1lasz:Ide? Majd , ha ablakok lesznek a fekete falakon, \u00e9s musk\u00e1tlik ny\u00edlnak rajtuk!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Korcsm\u00e1rn\u00e9 Weyse Kl\u00e1ra<\/p>\n<div class=\"fcbkbttn_buttons_block\" id=\"fcbkbttn_left\"><div class=\"fcbkbttn_button\">\n                            <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/shvonline\" target=\"_blank\">\n                                <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/shvonline.kobeko.hu\/wp-content\/plugins\/facebook-button-plugin\/images\/standard-facebook-ico.png\" alt=\"Fb-Button\" \/>\n                            <\/a>\n                        <\/div><div class=\"fcbkbttn_like \"><fb:like href=\"https:\/\/shvonline.kobeko.hu\/?p=3715\" action=\"like\" colorscheme=\"light\" layout=\"standard\"  width=\"450px\" size=\"small\"><\/fb:like><\/div><div class=\"fb-share-button  \" data-href=\"https:\/\/shvonline.kobeko.hu\/?p=3715\" data-type=\"button_count\" data-size=\"small\"><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>&nbsp; &nbsp; Az al\u00e1bbi t\u00f6rt\u00e9neteket r\u00e9gi b\u00e1n\u00e1szokt\u00f3l hallottam: &nbsp; Az 50-es \u00e9vekben a P\u00e9csi B\u00e1ny\u00e1sz riportere lesz\u00e1ll a b\u00e1ny\u00e1ba. A karbidl\u00e1mpa f\u00e9ny\u00e9ben meg\u00edr egy cikket. <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/shvonline.kobeko.hu\/?p=3715\" title=\"B\u00e1ny\u00e1szhumor\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[45],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3715","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-egyeb-kiemelt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/shvonline.kobeko.hu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3715"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/shvonline.kobeko.hu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/shvonline.kobeko.hu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shvonline.kobeko.hu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shvonline.kobeko.hu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3715"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/shvonline.kobeko.hu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3715\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3716,"href":"https:\/\/shvonline.kobeko.hu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3715\/revisions\/3716"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/shvonline.kobeko.hu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3715"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shvonline.kobeko.hu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3715"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shvonline.kobeko.hu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3715"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}